The Sequestran Dilemma – Chapter 3.10

Learning about Mudlizard Anatomy

“Well really!!” I responded indignantly, “I’m the one in distress you know and all you can do is tell me it’s all my own fault. Even if you didn’t get me in to this mess the least you can do is get me out of it.”

“I am working on it boss. Trust me, I’m not especially happy not knowing where I am either. And as for you, well you were frankly not much fun as a human. Part Mudlizard, you’re even less fun and definitely more disgusting.”

“What do you mean by that?” I enquired, before suddenly becoming aware of the fact that I needed to pee and telling Cat so.

“I don’t care where we are or what I am. I need to pee.”

“I think you are,” Said Cat.

“Are what?” I replied, furrowing my brow as I did so.

“Peeing,” said Cat.

“What?” I said as I realised two things. One, my urge to pee had receded and two, I was standing in a puddle.

“Oh my God,” I cried, “where’s that come from?”

“Well I’m no expert,” said Cat, but I think you’ll find that the equivalent of a Mudlizard’s penis, if there is actually such a thing, is at the anterior base of its tail. And it looks to me as though you’ve just used it…….”

To be continued………

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